Afraid 22

"Around midnight, I woke up to a loud crash on my bedroom window. The rain was still relentless as the pitch black night made it impossible to see anything outside. To be honest, I have seen enough horror movies to know how dumb it is to look outside in such a scenario. I returned back to my sleeping position, turning my back to the window when I got a call on my phone. I'd say the vibrating noise set the perfect backdrop for the pale white face that I found myself staring into, with its blooded grin and a glorious knife placed near its jaw."

Now, most people would have had a heart-attack by then but I know the habits of my sleepwalking wife.